A piše naš stalni saradnik Micko ‘’Električar’’ iz Lebane . Onomad, zaustavi saobraćajni policajac Miju iz Bošnjace u „Golfu“, pa ga pita:  Mijo jesi li pijan?                                                                                                                     Nesam!                                                                                                                                             

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